[1.13.10] BEWARE BEFORE APPLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you fail to read these rules, and obey them, and send your application anyway...you WILL receive an extremely long and rather rude reply back from Kimberly. Seriously guys, enough is enough. To read the set of rules down there takes you a WHOLE TWO MINUTES.....HEAVEN FORBID I MAKE YOU READ!!! >:l I'm sick and tired of receiving these applications that waste my time. If this persists, we will close affiliation and/or link exchanges down PERMANENTLY. If you have no objections to reading the rules, please, apply. I'm really sorry if this scares anyone, I'm not trying to be mean. Just think of all that spam from MY point of view and how disrespected I feel because of the inconsiderate people here!

So, you want to be an affiliate huh? Sure, you can... just read these simple rules first please. ^^ If you don't, you wont be accepted.

1. No pornography.
2. No overuse of swear words.
3. Your site must be hosted; no piczo sites please.
4. We aren't the most active webmistresses around, and we do tend to disappear sometimes. You must accept this if you wish to affiliate with us. But this does not mean you can ignore us for months on end... please keep contact with us and we will do our best to do the same!
5. There has to be a limit, right? I am only accepting 6 people, so apply while you can!
6. Please, please, PLEASE have content on your site! I am not going to accept you if you have no pages on your site. Even if you're just starting out, please have a minimum of five pages before registering.
7. Where it says "did you read the rules?" check "no, I just applied."
8. AnY1 Wh0 tyP3s L1k3 dIs OR THIS o' dis will not be accepted. I speak English, thank you. Not retard.
9. If you go on hiatus/close down, please notify us in advance.